The challenge: Complete this sentence “I_____because_____makes me_____and______.“ These are the responses I got. They are all anonymous. WARNING: Some are inappropriate but it's free speech. I'm not going to get rid of any for someone's thoughts. I will be adding more when i get them.


I eat because food makes me happy and excited
I am listening to Taking Back Sunday because my Ipod makes me happy and its on shuffle.
I am gay because dick makes me happy and horny.
I run because pedophiles make me strip and make love to them.
I listen to music because it makes me feel alive and connected.
I am greatful to you because you makes me happy and cheerful.
I love when you ask this because no one seems to get it but me that makes me happy and conceited.
I’m watching Tom and Jerry because it makes me smile and laugh.
I completed this sentence because Brian makes me happy and he told me to
I put ranch on almost everything because it tastes amazing and it makes me happy.
I detest hospitals because they make me lose social life time and treat me like a sick person.
I look out the window because I see an old man and him looking at me makes me close the blinds and run.
I wish I could tell you 3 simple words because you with her makes me realize how many chances I've had and never taken.
I smoke because weed makes me happy and feel amazing.
I love you because you make me happy and excited.
I smile because my friends make me happy and accept me.
I feel horrible because my ankle makes me sore and bruised.
I am alive because chicken nuggets make me happy and fat.
I am magical because tea makes me fly and I'm a waterbender.
I hate school because it makes me wake up early and get out of bed.
I hurt because love makes me selfless and empathetic.
I can't wait for the autumn into winter transition because it makes me look for understated beauty in the world and it's all around during that time of year.
I love people because it hopefully makes them understand why jesus died for them and that that they are so worth it.
I steal all Matthew Lush's mods because I'm just as cool as him and it makes me giggly and super duper happy.
I laugh because Pizzi makes me dance and sing.
I masturbate because god makes me big and round.
I am a lesbian because Kristen Stewart makes me wet and I absolutely love it.
I love because it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
I am sad because my computer makes me unable to communicate with you and such.
I hate my family because they are retarded which makes me angry and rather sad.
I like college because it makes me not worry about drama and I can meet amazing people!
I also love shaving cream because it makes me more able to shave my legs and make them soft.